Tuesday, April 18, 2006

totally not spoiled!


If you have over 40, you are spoiled.

Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
() an iPod
(3) a photo printer
(4) your own phone line (I guess our home phone is like that)
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
( ) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup) Not that I'd not LOVE it!
( )a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
(5) at least a hundred DVDs
(6) a childfree bathroom (I USED TO! and will again!)well, its our master bath, but the kids do tend to snag it when they can. LOL!
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(7) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar (not yet)
(8) a working dishwasher
(9) an icemaker
(10) working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
(11) large exercise equipment at home (treadmill)
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(12) two or more family cars
(13) a walk-in closets or pantry
(14) a yard (love it too!)
( ) a hammock (wish I did!)
( ) a personal trainer
(15) good credit (well, last check it was )
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(16) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
() a college degree, and no outstanding student loans Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(17) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon (get hair cut and colored and brows waxed)
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs?
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
(18) met a celebrity
() been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
() been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(19) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
() been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
( ) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you




geez, I need some pampering! :

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