[Fwd: invasion of privacy]

Satellites do some amazing things ... but this is one hellacious invasion of privacy.

Enter a cell phone number and (nearly) immediately zero in on its location.

http://www.satellite-gps-locator.com/

 

mutterings

I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Hello ::  what ya doin?
2. Flinstone ::  fruity pebbles
3. Corn :: flakes
4. Interview :: job
5. Deviant :: time waster
6. Concept :: imagine that
7. Bridge :: get over it
8. Karen :: Marie Moning
9. Encounter :: meet up
10. Biological :: clock overload

mutterings:

Week 199

23 hours, 26 minutes ago

I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Rhyme :: or reason
2. Substantial :: load
3. Instant :: gratification
4. Greed :: trouble
5. Brad :: Pitt
6. Season :: of giving
7. Accomplished :: well done
8. Invite :: enjoy
9. Sparkle :: happiness
10. Rainbow :: princess

 

Pregnancy Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

 

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

 

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

 

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes

 she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

 

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel

 during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air

 current.

 

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

 

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while

 my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

 

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from

Childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

 

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

 

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to

 feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

Fw: Figure it out if you can

1) Go to the link below. After reading each window click on
the boy in the lower right corner of the picture

2) In the last window type in your answer in the white box using the
keyboard (there is NO cursor). You will be amazed.. and no, I don't know
how it's done.

http://digicc.com/fido

totally not spoiled!

If you have over 40, you are spoiled.

Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
() an iPod
(3) a photo printer
(4) your own phone line (I guess our home phone is like that)
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
( ) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup) Not that I'd not LOVE it!
( )a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
(5) at least a hundred DVDs
(6) a childfree bathroom (I USED TO! and will again!)well, its our master bath, but the kids do tend to snag it when they can. LOL!
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(7) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar (not yet)
(8) a working dishwasher
(9) an icemaker
(10) working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
(11) large exercise equipment at home (treadmill)
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(12) two or more family cars
(13) a walk-in closets or pantry
(14) a yard (love it too!)
( ) a hammock (wish I did!)
( ) a personal trainer
(15) good credit (well, last check it was )
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(16) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
() a college degree, and no outstanding student loans Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(17) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon (get hair cut and colored and brows waxed)
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs?
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
(18) met a celebrity
() been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
() been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(19) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
() been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
( ) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you



geez, I need some pampering! :